Golf Dreams!

Something different this time.  A couple of my buddies mentioned that they have recurring golf dreams and I thought I would pass them on.  I've got one too, but it's slipping my memory at the moment.  If it comes back to me, I'll add it to the mix as well.

Dream 1:  Playing hole where there is a 5 foot fence between two holes.  Our dreamer finds a golf ball on his side of the fence.  To whom does the ball belong, he wonders.  He asks the group from the other side of the fence. 

They disavow ownership.

But then a woman golfer shows up as deamer number 1 picks up the ball.

It turns out that the ball has been cut in half!

"It's my ball," the gal says.

"But it's just half a ball?"

"Yes, I find the game too easy with a full ball, so I play with this."

Our dreamer at that point wakes up in a cold sweat.  (Ok, I added the part about the sweating.)


Dream 2:  A different dreamer. 

"I playing on a course with and there is a canyon next to the fairway.  I hit the ball into it.  When I get down to the bottom of the canyon, I find that the walls are very tall and the bottom is so narrow that I can't get a club on the ball to hit it out."


Hmm, I still can't remember mine.  But I will say that golf dreams are a lot easier to live with than recurring bridge dreams.