I've played with some interesting folks and I thought, after two beers, that it might be an interesting post.
The National Security Guy: "We had advanced knowledge about almost all terrorist acts, but there was no political will to do anything about it."
The Iranian National: "What do the Iranians think about their government?" "We are unhappy!" "What do you want to happen? You must talk about all of this down at the coffee shop?" "We expect that the American government will come in and rescue us!"
The Pro Bowler: "They want to see us play with heavy pins and knock them all down!" This is interesting as it seems there is only one weight of pin.
The Economist: 'Why do economist have such a poor track record of prediction?" "The government steps in with its overly large feet and screws things up. Oh, I have a book, The Economy of Golf."
The City Planner: "What's with all the climate change requirement for any local project? (In Livermore all projects have to take into account climate change, whatever that is.) "We will never get rid of it. The consultants and the lawyers love this stuff."
Normal Guy: "What was your father like?" "I never knew my father. I had a lot of "uncles" though." Oops.
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