If I only Had a Hook

I was inspired to the following while playing with John and Rich II.  They both move it left to right as if it were the dominant religion.  However, I was somewhat dismayed to see Rich II hook a couple of shots - which caused a couple of  hesitations on my part.  But I dismissed those and took the plunge.  Structure stolen from the Wizard of Oz lyrics - If I only had a brain.

The Hook

Life is sad, believe me, Dear,
When you're born to be a slicer
Without the draw and swerve.
But I could change my stances, never more be scared of chances
If I only had a hook.

I'm afraid it's always frighty, It just goes left to righty,
A fate I don't deserve.
But I could show my prowess, make pars and not just messes
If I only had a hook

Oh I'd be in my stride, scratch down to the core
I would score the way I've never scored before
And then I'd rrrwoof! and roar some more
I would show all the senior players who's king around the courses
If I only had a hook

No fear of trees to the left, I'd find them just a jest

I'd move the ball so fine, make its path all be mine

The ball would learns its lesson, not to be with my mind a messin'

If I only had a hook